Chris Farley-Like Pastor Goes On Anti-Gay Rampage


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Credit To Pastor Watch, Watch Full Video Here: /> A Georgia pastor ranted against homosexuality in a sermon that seems to imagine Chris Farley’s motivational speaker character as played by Sam Kinison... Read More At: /> Clip from the Monday, February 9th 2015 edition of The Kyle Kulinski Show, which airs live on Blog Talk Radio and Secular Talk Radio monday - friday 4-6pm Eastern. Check out our website - and become a member - at: /> Listen to the Live Show or On Demand archive at: /> Follow on Twitter: /> Like on Facebook: /> Friends Of SecularTalk: /> AMAZON LINK: (Bookmark this link to support the show for free!!!)



Vernal Scott
He ate Adam, Eve and Steve for breakfast.
ShadowWalker1971
Isn't gluttony ALSO a sin there Big-Mac crusader?
Aboubacar Amine
This guy is why christians are still waiting for the return of Christ. He ate him.
Max Marraccini
I think it's obvious he forgot gluttony is a sin
Lolifeart
Was he panting after he climbed those stairs?
Neil Leisenheimer
"What Hollywood is pushing, what the news media is pushing, is not normal!" Neither is weighing 500lbs.
Howard Moore
Does he live in a  van by the river...?
Rob Stewart
He gained all the weight from repressing his own gayness.
Rin Aldrin
I bet we could win him to our side with a chocolate bar.
Vaginal arthritis
Technically he's right, west coast is on the left.
satan
Honestly if I met this guy, I'd say "Yes, the Bible said Adam and Eve, so I did them both. It's the BI-ble, after all,not the STRAIGHT-ble." (Well, technically I'm pan, but the pun doesn't work as well that way ^.^)
Ameri Wryter
"It's not normal!" neither is your waist line
Linescrew1
Ain't no religion like 'merican religion! Yee ha!
Greg Scott
Church... one of the few places left where some kinds of blatant hatred are not only allowed, but encouraged. This 'preacher' is repugnant... revolting.
Snitter
He sounds like Pumbaa from The Lion King...
Helena
He looks like he eats a whole roasted pig three times a day 😝
JAG
Just proves that the communion wafers aren't fat free.
Darrell barron
the only upside to this guys is if he keeps stressing himself this much he will have a heart attack
Christian Schwalbach
Alex Jones pastor.
Moses Darwin
I knew Jabba the Hutt was a mysoginist (slave Lia) but I never relised he was a homophobe too
John Harvey
He is going to be in the Emergency Room really soon.
Jessica Piszczek
I was seriously laughing so hard, and your impressions of him after OMG.
ShowMe
How can someone who is near 400 pounds and has let himself become physically grotesque possibly have the nerve to say who is normal.  How can a man, who has NO control whatsoever over his genetic impulse to eat, possibly judge the natural impulses of others.This man needs to reread the teaching of his lord who says in Matthew 23:13: " Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites!  You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people's faces".   If that is not enough, maybe he should reread the passages on how the bible views gluttony
Brandon Petruska
He's out of breath. Being a bigot is exhausting.
Earl Minime
I see..., I see..., I see a heart attack waiting to happen.
Its Us
That Adam and Steve thing quit being funny like the 3rd time somebody said it.
Andriana K
sounds like there are 3.5 people at that church HAHA
Rev. David Ragsdale
This Pastor is Criminally insane It's OK to be LGBTQ~~
melanie salvat
this was so funny, clips of it should go in one of your montages
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According to my calculations anything that comes within 50 cm of this pastor with an angular velocity between 15 and 20 cm/sec will sustain a stable orbit around the center of mass just below his rib cage. Also, according to Einstein's theory of relativity, if he visits Taco Bell approximately 27 more times he will theoretically warp spacetime enough to break the synchronization between world time and any digital clocks within 5 meters of his center of mass that were exposed to his gravity for more than 5.2 seconds.
david brossett
Quite surprised he didn't blow a blood vessel, him and Alex jones should do a show together
Yal Rathol
a-uhdum and eeeeeeeve, not a-uhdum and st_eeeve_. my attempt to transcript his accent. how'd i do?
5rampit
Glutony is a Sin too pal! Hypocrisy abound
kh7cz
If Jesus had been in the audience I believe he would have gone up and slapped that nut. And then Fired him!
Luca Simmons
Someone please make a GIF of 4:07 to 4:13 😂
Ramone Ritchie
ask christains about incest there was adam and eve and they had cain and abel then were did everone else come from
Gerry Hall
too bad he didn't cardiac arrest in the middle of his hate speech
Jeffrey Pozin
Of course it's not "Adam and Steve". It's Adam and Steven.
stewie griffin
he talks about not normal but the man doesnt even have a neck
BearLite
Just remember, gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins.
Anínesah Rodriguez
He's going to give himself a coronary
Richard Jacobs
lol i actually like thia 👦
Jeffrey P
Me thinks, he doth protest too much!
Russell Scott
Not normal?  Unnatural?  And being very obese is normal and natural?
Willthbeast
Lol -Kyle love that bible-belted southern accent
Brandon Petruska
Angry closeted gay man who is jilted because no gay man would ever have him.
Ben Martin
It's actually Adam and Stephan.
Jason Jackson
It's ok, he'll explode soon.
Alec Proulx
You can hear him running out of breath 😂
Raghuvansh Ramesh
If God were real, he'd be laughing at this.
Blake Holtzapfel
ummmmmmm isn't glutton a BIG sin too ??
ubernagash
when that guy walks is he crating mini tremors 0_o ;)
Howard Moore
"Adam and Eve; not Adam and Steve!"  How original.
satan
Honestly if I met this guy, I'd say "Yes, the Bible said Adam and Eve, so I did them both. It's the BI-ble, after all,not the STRAIGHT-ble." (Well, technically I'm pan, but the pun doesn't work as well that way ^.^)
Bri Lynnx
Where's his neck?
Wheresmy240
ScoutnBoys!!! Combined IQ of 50 in that entire congregation.
etru6
If he had fallen into the pulpit and knocked it over Farley-style it would've made my year.
Mintshell
3:36 that is an insult to all dying birds.
superstubes
Gluttony a sin ??
Charles James
"YOU'RE GONNA LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
Gent Boy
Normal? did u see how this man is build ROFL, gay nor straight would want this guy for some ugalah bugalah :p
Derek Stynes
Does he know Gluttony is a sin? the man with no neck has spoken LOL
Ilostmypetrock D:
Lol I've seen worse pastors too. One preacher decided to preach against the US president Barack Obama, saying how he was part of the evil illumnati (his words) *sigh*
osvaldoe
LOL He sounds like he's about to have a heart attack.
Defaultdan97
I knew he was going to say, "Adam and Steve".
William Brown
Politics should never be brought into the church. I was nervous for this dude the whole time, somebody should've had an inhaler or an oxygen tank on deck because ya boy was getting ready to have a heart attack.
LordAmon 457
"WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF THE LADY, PUNK!!!!!!"
Joseph Molina
It’s so surreal to me that some people get up early on Sunday’s and get all dressed up to go participate in these kinds of things.
Mace TradeMark
I love people getting mad because some people happen to like each other... like yes henny try and drag me, come for me dr. Gluten, come through mrs. anger is a sin, try me misses I cut my hair even though the Bible says not to... looking good in the blended fabric sis
Jon Vester
It looks like Eric Cartman is all grown up
Okomi Ryder
I'd look at this guy and be like "it ain't Adam and eve either, where's my girl lillith at?"
John Sheely
I took your challenge not to laugh... soon as I heard his voice I cracked.... I failed.
Horsepower Enthusiast
Uh, dude? You do know in the Bible that gluttony is a sin? I bet he prayed to God for a treadmill after the sermon.
Stan Juan
That guy was channeling Sam Kinnison.
Rebecca Vaughn
There's more like 40. Some of them are not explicit (like Gideon in the Book of Judges) but they still count.
trash child
*literally screaming at the top of his lungs* *WHAT THE MEDIA IS PUSHING IS NOT NORMAL* ok..
Amadeus
"I am a preacher! IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
Durruti
Wait a second? It was Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE? Well that changes everything!
stuart olowu
i bet he'd care if KFC , dunkin doughnuts , mac donalds , burger king , kebab shops etc etc closed down
Nicholas Coletti
I could see him as like a Batman villain, who ends up dying with an angry, gay hating expression on his face as he’s lowered into his grave, eyes wide open.
Colten Partain
Praise God goddamit
Cuythulu
"I will cure them homos... in a van down de river"
highnoon1987
i always find the "adam and eve not adam and steve" argument to be so humerous
Yoruichi The Extra Terrestrial
I love american churches!!! They just keep giving more lulz!
Sam Sullivan
btw, does this church have a website, i wanna post this link to it. I honestly tried to watch this without laughing, i lasted maybe 3 or 4 seconds. damn
Nebleezy
Why do all southern preachers do that weird preacher voice when they talk?
Mel Flo
Gosh! this pastor is just like Chris Farley
Baron von Quiply
Biblical marriage is livin' in a VAN down by the RIVER!
Kaycee K
I couldn't do it. Nope. Just a little better than 2 minutes into this bellowing abomination of gluttonous surplus flesh's vapid-cadence rant, I started laughing.
031doolittle
...hello...this Steve ;) I can tell you its not so as Mr.Piggy says....he will never get a friend and we can all hear him suffering )))
Android
You can start to hear that gravelly "Alex Jones" voice come out when this guy starts going nuts, spitting on his constituents
mememefinally
He screams so loud that I am now convinced he is normal. VERY VERY NORMAL.
MrFunnyGuy015
"IT'S NOT NORMAL!!!!" that was him quoting his doctor commenting on his cholesterol.
jakethemuss3
The title has me rolling.
Derek Taylor
Anti-Gay but he sure loves sausages!
Freewheelin' Franklin
I love your hillbilly. It should be the default voice you use whenever imitating republicans.
06museem
You are wild!! How did you find this????
RedDog
He got triggered so bad he lost 1000 pounds
freshair3451
Oh those wacky heterosexuals. This one's a heart attack waiting to happen.
proud2bpagan
Boomhauer has *really* let himself go!