Adam and Eve in the Friend Zone


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xxMaro92xx
if god took one of these ribs, adam wouldn't have needed girls anymore... if you know what I mean...
Jonithun
So that's how masturbation was discovered
CapAnson12345
Not even God can get you out of the friend zone.
gretchenishere
No wonder she doesn't want to sleep with him, it is Gabriel from the Office!
Courier Six
And thus, the human-snake people were made. And with them, the illuminati
Ricky Spanish
the dude's nipples bother me
dc2008242
A Snake? In a Greaser Jacket? this can only mean one thing...... TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
Vikram Khanzode
i dont think there was a law against rape back then.... lol just kidding
Claire Henry
GABE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ERIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
artin74
How did Adam and Eve have belly buttons if they didn't have mothers?!
Hardcore Hardware
WoW she's beautiful..
L J
Funny thing is if God had taken another rib and made another woman Eve would of hated her and gotten jealous and wanted Adam then
Frank Chen
oh my god she sounds like Starfire....
CyntrastGamerDONTBLOCKMEJAYPLS CX
Is that Gabe Lewis from the office?
Swolbraham Lincoln
0:30 that azz tho
RihannaIsIluminati
Jared!!! From Silicon Valley!!!
John Jonson
Damn that's sad. He just got rejected by every girl in the world and he's the last man on Earth
bobalina6077
Hey its Jared from Silicon Valley
GSon Dunn
I asked the my teacher if we could watch this in religion class😂😂 We will see !!
MKF30
Damn she's hot.
Katarzyna Matracz
you've got out of a really long relationship? with who?
Seymour Skinner
just came to read the religious flame war.
Resaurus
God dammit Gabe...
Ori Klein
This is why the real first woman was Lilith. Hail Lamashtu the demon destroyer. LOL.
sophie spang
And then he met Steve.
Guillaume Juvigny
Someone know the name of the actress ?
asdfbry
1:07 SUP
SilverWave Productions
and that's how.......errrrr.........and that's how........ummmmmmm.......I don't have a clever phrase to say
Trevor Jones
no beating that "Snake".
Trademark
Eve is hot!!
Savage _Tv
Adam and Eve were Black.
Jack Berczi
Oh my god it's Gabe lol
Elienne Deshommes
Lol, didn't satan posses that snake though?
rencrow
Lmao it's Jared from Silicon Valley.
Paul Davis Jr.
I would have asked for my rib back screw that!
Jessica Laurens
0:30 daymn her booty is fine af 👌🏽
Sam Rennie
So Adam is Gabe from the office? Does that make Michael god?
Dima Maksimov
And then Adam thought “If Eve is having fun with some snake , I can have fun with mine as well” LMAO 🤣
Princess Bubblegum
Is that Gabe from "The Office"?
Someone
It's Jared from Silicon Valley!
AJ Estur
I got here because I was Googling for "Zach Woods shirtless". I am not disappointed.
TheCstar07
Jeez I can't stop staring at his nipples... and not in a good way
Ashley Casey
It'd be more interesting if Adam were gay, and hooked up with an Angel
The Swamp
omg those nipples
Srithor
Gabe from The Office!!
Zach Taylor
haha it's gabe from the office!
totally not a liar
Is this how zuckerburgs are made?
Simon Eldaoud
of course she's gonna prefer the huge anaconda...
VortexFX
GABE LEWIS
Modez GT
How Mark Zuckerburg was born
CrazyGermanM8ing
Dam it Adam why didn't you give another rib!
trduity
"we can fix this bro, just give me another one of your ribs" :)) the end is epic
Baconchicken Forty-two
wonder if this is a parallel universe where the human race is a bunch of snake/human hybrids
judiakabimbabo
*How can eve be in a relationship with a snake? I mean the snake can't possibly offer her anything...sexual? The snake doesn't even have a pointy organ to do it...*
juanlash
And that my friends, is how the Friend Zone was founded, and later became the most populated place in history
Scorecatron
Proof that women are a pain in the ribs.
Karim Nouri
You gonna burn in heel for this video 😂😂 ?
HubbleWater Gamer
ERROR! the snake is supposed to have legs because God didnt remove legs from snakes at this point.
Abi B
What if Eve could not conceive, and he had to breed with Steve.. Bowie reference anyone?
James Scott
Ironically "rib" is likely a bad Translation. "Side" would be a better one. Women was taken from a "Side" of man.
Random Person
And thus, that was when friend - zoning was created...
I feel so old
God's like "Shit, not what I was planning."
Sans the Skeleton
Friendzone? Ha. Bruh I'm stuck in the fanzone. 100 times worst
ShotgunLlama
Why would he have tan lines if clothes weren't invented yet? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
Devin
her name is Veronika Dominczyk...like so people can see
WVresident
Figures she goes for the bigger snake.
My
*Why this guy only having nipple hair?*
Dimitris *K*
Gabe is the most awkward person in every show he stars in
Traffix88
Well, sadly attraction is not a matter of choice.
YouKnowImRightHanded
God offered to remove Adam's second rib so he could suck himself lol.
Stephen LaMar
I really wish this had happened humans are the greatest mistake God ever made
sushanalone
What a waste of otherwise what would have been a perfectly fine Rib.
Travis Dougherty
who played eve in this? i forgot her name
Big Deo
I was expecting butthurt comments but thank god there isn't :P
TheMasterMind
Why do they have belly buttons?
Apinan Issarakura Na Ayutthaya
The original humans weren’t whites!
zubair
look at his nipples
Benjamin Davidson
Jared never gets in the friend zone
Moonchild34
Women just love snakes, end of story. Forever alone...
luvUSAkanAYETOROkan
wat a waist of rib dat will be
Ahmad Murchad
"Im coming out of a long relationship now... i dont wanna screw what we have now..." yeah i hear that a lot :'(
OtterGod
Lol. Firendzoned to the max
Pastel Cobra
GABE FROM THE OFFICE!!!!!
xADGamingx
Is it just me or does he have weird nipples?
A Space Butterfly
Everytime....
Daniel Vigna
eve is so hot
Rhiro Yonve
I'm crying lmao
Diamond Emerald
So that is why ex's are like snakes...
Ernie lucas
67,000 likes
Satwik Prathap
it's Jared!!
Λαυρέντιος Ψαροκάηκας
She is amazing!!!
Peace Please
"It's just that i feel so comfortable around you" Me: That's normal love
XTHEPREDATORX
If there was a god and he called me bro I would be soo happy.
Alex
His nipples O_o
Josip
That pectus excavatum thoe
NoName
Way cute!! :D
Hockey guy 25
Is that Gabe from The Office
Doctor Fate
O MY GAAAWWD EVE <3
Julia Bergeron
Aaaahhhhhh!!! It's Gabe from The Office! Am I the only person fangirling right now?
Arasian
Later Gabe got dumped by Erin