Adam and Eve in the Friend Zone


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gretchenishere
No wonder she doesn't want to sleep with him, it is Gabriel from the Office!
Jonithun
So that's how masturbation was discovered
Courier Six
And thus, the human-snake people were made. And with them, the illuminati
Ricky Spanish
the dude's nipples bother me
artin74
How did Adam and Eve have belly buttons if they didn't have mothers?!
CapAnson12345
Not even God can get you out of the friend zone.
dc2008242
A Snake? In a Greaser Jacket? this can only mean one thing...... TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
John Jonson
Damn that's sad. He just got rejected by every girl in the world and he's the last man on Earth
CyntrastGamerDONTBLOCKMEJAYPLS CX
Is that Gabe Lewis from the office?
Claire Henry
GABE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ERIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Hardcore Hardware
WoW she's beautiful..
Frank Chen
oh my god she sounds like Starfire....
RihannaIsIluminati
Jared!!! From Silicon Valley!!!
sophie spang
And then he met Steve.
Swolbraham Lincoln
0:30 that azz tho
Vikram Khanzode
i dont think there was a law against rape back then.... lol just kidding
bobalina6077
Hey its Jared from Silicon Valley
L J
Funny thing is if God had taken another rib and made another woman Eve would of hated her and gotten jealous and wanted Adam then
GSon Dunn
I asked the my teacher if we could watch this in religion class😂😂 We will see !!
Resaurus
God dammit Gabe...
SilverWave Productions
and that's how.......errrrr.........and that's how........ummmmmmm.......I don't have a clever phrase to say
MKF30
Damn she's hot.
Trevor Jones
no beating that "Snake".
Guillaume Juvigny
Someone know the name of the actress ?
Jessica Laurens
0:30 daymn her booty is fine af 👌🏽
Caitlin O'Brien
Am I the only Christian that thought this was hilarious and wasn't butthurt? Yeah? Ok, thought so..
Srithor
Gabe from The Office!!
Seymour Skinner
just came to read the religious flame war.
Someone
It's Jared from Silicon Valley!
asdfbry
1:07 SUP
xxMaro92xx
if god took one of these ribs, adam wouldn't have needed girls anymore... if you know what I mean...
Elienne Deshommes
Lol, didn't satan posses that snake though?
Trademark
Eve is hot!!
Sam Rennie
So Adam is Gabe from the office? Does that make Michael god?
Paul Davis Jr.
I would have asked for my rib back screw that!
rencrow
Lmao it's Jared from Silicon Valley.
Katarzyna Matracz
you've got out of a really long relationship? with who?
Sans the Skeleton
Friendzone? Ha. Bruh I'm stuck in the fanzone. 100 times worst
Abi B
What if Eve could not conceive, and he had to breed with Steve.. Bowie reference anyone?
Dima Maksimov
And then Adam thought “If Eve is having fun with some snake , I can have fun with mine as well” LMAO 🤣
I feel so old
God's like "Shit, not what I was planning."
Shaun Tryon
Dam it Adam why didn't you give another rib!
TheCstar07
Jeez I can't stop staring at his nipples... and not in a good way
Traffix88
Well, sadly attraction is not a matter of choice.
Lawrence Keenan
Living in Paradise is just sooo stressful today 🤬💣👹
Maestrul Gamer
1:05-really long relationship?WITH WHO?
HubbleWater Gamer
ERROR! the snake is supposed to have legs because God didnt remove legs from snakes at this point.
Stephen LaMar
I really wish this had happened humans are the greatest mistake God ever made
Satwik Prathap
it's Jared!!
AJ Estur
I got here because I was Googling for "Zach Woods shirtless". I am not disappointed.
Princess Bubblegum
Is that Gabe from "The Office"?
Alex F
ARE WE GOING TO ADRESS THAT GUY'S NIPPLES
The Swamp
omg those nipples
Doctor Fate
O MY GAAAWWD EVE <3
trduity
"we can fix this bro, just give me another one of your ribs" :)) the end is epic
Ashley Casey
It'd be more interesting if Adam were gay, and hooked up with an Angel
A Space Butterfly
Everytime....
Travis Dougherty
who played eve in this? i forgot her name
OtterGod
Lol. Firendzoned to the max
Shiznuts
xD Oh my gawd. These YouTube recommendations are getting crazy. But they're sorta on point and hilarious. And I should probably go to sleep. Oh man, one of these nights again.
Simon Eldaoud
of course she's gonna prefer the huge anaconda...
VortexFX
GABE LEWIS
Roger That
and coincidentally Jared's uncle used to describe him as "You look like someone starved a virgin to death" :p PS. Referring Silicon Valley here
icecream hero
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Λαυρέντιος Ψαροκάηκας
She is amazing!!!
CoolAs
after she broke up with the devil. Eve got so drunk and hooked up with Adam in a party that Jesus was having.
luvUSAkanAYETOROkan
wat a waist of rib dat will be
Bamboozler
DUDE ITS GABE FROM THE OFFICE OMM
Arceus Lord of Creation
Ugh, Women...
Castiel Arc7
Lilith anyone?
Baconchicken Forty-two
wonder if this is a parallel universe where the human race is a bunch of snake/human hybrids
RageDrakax
"SSSUP'ah" x20 times
James Scott
Ironically "rib" is likely a bad Translation. "Side" would be a better one. Women was taken from a "Side" of man.
totally not a liar
Is this how zuckerburgs are made?
Matt Haas
The bible just fell on itself. According to the bible, you can't have sex until marriage, right? Well I don't remember a wedding between Adam and Eve, but they had to reproduce right?
WVresident
Figures she goes for the bigger snake.
Paige -Low Key-
OMFF THIS IS WHERE I KNOW THE GUY FROM
Random Person
And thus, that was when friend - zoning was created...
chris roberts
You all thought god would use that extra rib to make another eve, naw son. God was gonna give Adam the ability to go down on himself. Gods sick like that.
YouKnowImRightHanded
God offered to remove Adam's second rib so he could suck himself lol.
Lee Espinoza
who's the girl tho
Jack Berczi
Oh my god it's Gabe lol
Andrew Bradu
JARED, ITS JARED
zach trausan
He's so pale
Moonchild34
Women just love snakes, end of story. Forever alone...
p1nk
I can 100% see God being like that right at the end just like "Fam I got you let's get another rib out of there real quick"
NoName
Way cute!! :D
Karl J. Claridge
Shouldn't worry Adam- you're gonna LOVE Lilith !! ;)
Gizzmose2002
And MGTOW was born!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Lewis Murphy
Wait is that the guy from "in the loop"? The one who was always trying to impress Linton? Or American Phil as I like to call him
David K.
Shit, it is Jared from Silicon Valley!:D
Rolando4Z X7
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Eve chooses the friggn serpent! Then again this what technically occurred in Genesis so I'm not surprised.
Rohan
If Eve was made from Adam's rib, it's incest!
Rhiro Yonve
I'm crying lmao
Arif awate
"the god just wanted us to start human race so.." XD
Benjamin Davidson
Jared never gets in the friend zone
cheesesteakphilly
Toby would've fit his character very well lol
Alex
His nipples O_o
TEHSTINK
Tree of KNAWLEDGE -Tai Lopez
SystemYTP
„We are made for each other“ „That’s why we such good friends“