"TEENIE WEENIE" ft. Lucas Mann and Howie Favichia


SUBSCRIBE PLS :* BUY THE ALBUM HERE: />GET MERCH HERE: /> THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES I FIND MYSELF INSIDE THE RESTROOM THE FEAR IS SETTING IN I APPROACH THE WALL OF MEN EACH ONE EMPTYING THEIR MEMBERS I UNZIP MY PANTS AND BEGIN TO SWEAT PROFUSELY THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED THE MAN NEXT TO ME CAUGHT A PEEK AT MY DICK THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING THIS IS WHY I SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN A STALL IT’ SO HARD TO USE A URINAL WITH A DICK THIS SMALL I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF FUCK THEY SAY ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE BOAT BUT IT MY CASE IM BARELY AFLOAT IT DOESNT GET MUCH HARDER THAN THIS. NO SERIOUSLY, THIS IS AS HARD AS I GETS SOME GUYS DESCRIBE IT AS A TIC TAC BUT THERE ISN’T A MINI VERSION OF THAT IT’S MORE LIKE A GRAIN OF RICE EVERYBODY STOPS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO LOOK TWICE IT’ SORT OF LIKE A TEENY TINY MUFFIN MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SECOND BELLY BUTTON I'LL LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THIS I'LL NEVER HAVE TO BUY A SINGLE TOOTH PICK HONESTLY, IT’S LIKE IT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST I CAN EVEN KEEP MY LEGS CLOSED EVERY TIME THAT I SIT TEENY WEENIE I HAVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST COCK TEENY WEENIE SOMETIMES I FILL MY PANTS WITH MY SOCKS



BROJOB
LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU GOT A TEENIE WEENIE <3
Yolo McSwagginz
When your favourite artist writes a song about you <3
Tipperoni Pepperoni
"THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES!!" Im dead
vincent g alcorta
So do I head bang or twerk???
metfan4l
Stevie T. sent me here.
Desca red
Nothing like a good Christian Rock Band
CitizenErased 17
Never thought I would see a dildo solo. The prophecy is true.
Brian Amory
Dildjent?
Rings of Saturn Band Official
Hope you enjoyed my probe <3
Alex Draxer
Its funny, because even though the lyrics are laughable, the actual music is really good.
OfficerGiantWang
I sent this to my friends and they haven't talked to me in a week
- 幽玄Glückwunsch
Explain this, atheism.
Michael Aylor
The vocals and music are so great, and the lyrics are hilarious. 69/10 would recommend
Andrew Baena
HOWIE IS THE BEST CUDDLER OF ALL TIME. Source - sharing a tour bus 3 years ago and fondly thinking about it every night to date
Marty Simpson
The clapping emojis made that 10x funnier than it already was
AccountOfTroll
I thought that the coop with Rings Of Saturn would be called 'Exploring Uranus' or something like that. Still awesome, but I'm a bit disappointed...
PubPlays
I JUST PISSED ON MYSELF
SpinScissor
teehee-weenie.
weepingwell
The only part I didn't like was when he laughed after the solo. I thought this was a serious affair, gentlemen. Please edit that part of the video out and replace it with more dildo noodling. Thank you.
jimmy leo
why do i believe they didnt bought the dildo but they already had it?????
Evan Golondzinier
I never laughed so hard at such a hardcore song!😂 keep it up guys!!🤘
Ciara991x
If there weren't any lyrics, I would have thought this was just a sick metal song 😂😝🤘
YouQQWhen iQ
"Metal takes itself way too serious" -everyone
Merschavonia
Just the intro kills me “THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES” 😂😂😂
Milou
My older brother showed me this song and told me I would relate...
Leighton Fisher
Hurry up and get Phil Bozeman on a collab
Aproxi
I've never heard a song hit so close to home
Markus Völkel
Steve T anyone? No? OK.
Synth Runner
Lucas has the GIANT DAD shirt on - SOULS FANS UNITE !!!! \m/\m/
FLUFFMANDUFF
I'm crying.
DJENTLEMAN SeungHyeop
Who come here bc of Steve T?
IgnoranceIsBliss
The instrumentals are so good though!
the TEXAS viper muh
I was just watching Stevie t and this popped up on my suggestions wtf
Delusive Blaze
Stevie T brought me here and I did not regret this adventure.
Phanta Gaming
"THIS IS THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CLAPPING ASSES" those are the greatest lyrics ive ever heard
Benito Faggotini
This is the zenith of meta music. There is nothing beyond this masterpiece
Franek Formella
He can play on guitar better than me even using dildo -.- time to die
Jonathan Tharpe
i misspelled handjob in google and this popped up. Not even mad, still finished.....
BrassSpyglass
Hey Brojob I'm trying to sneak around the studio, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my 1000 ass cheeks keeps alerting the security guards.
hmk1611
The way the vocals captures pure distress is what most of the other "serious" bands dream of capturing. Great story arc, really hits home
Brian Thompson
The sick double kick and lyrics and everything is amazing lmao
FlawlessRhythm
"Wow, kickass intro" "Okay, it sucks now"
Ryan Leatigaga
This entire band is the dankest of memes given lyrics and instruments. Godspeed, fellow friends.
Daddy Cthulhu
can't wait for more collabs with Ros and Bj I need more gay aliens, they could make an album called Gayyyyyyyyyyy lmao
Liam
The clapping in the background is hilarious
FlorianGuitar
This video is going to receive a lot of attention through Stevie T's latest upload 😎
sPongebItch bObface
I played this song *ONCE!* and now the damn thing plays everytime I walk into a room.
strongb53
Is that a giant dad shirt?
Rebel With a Cause
*Save video in: ☐ Music ☑ Memes
ChuckRadaman Gaming
10 seconds in and I'm already cry laughing.
Poodleinacan
Nice Dark Souls "Mask of the Father" shirt. Now you got gud.
Unwoven Sleeve
Dildo solos need to be in all mainstream songs
Daniel Blank
TimTheTatMan squad
Pirate Man
This song will play at my funeral. Thank you for this. <3
Tanya Descenzo
I peed myself watching this XD
Michael Russell
Man the dude likes Dark souls too 🤘🤘
Trace Elliot
hahahahahahahaha that??........................... just made my day
Cristina Ionela
I JUST PISSED ON MYSEEELF *BREAKDOWN*
bert_sampson
My life is so much better after knowing this exists.
Toxic Fumes
Ah this is so hilarious and i have no idea why I'm living for this right now this is so good this is ART nothing but ART lol I'm going to make my friend listen to this
Samuel Vega
THICC
Drop Therapy
I wish more serious metal songs had production quality like this.
TheRobustMongoloid
Loving the Giant Dad shirt at 1:50
Brian Hills
The solo with a dildo, epic!!!!!!!
DankNoodlesTV
This got me into death metal
Aryn Worley
Thank you Stevie T for bringing me here.
Liam Records
came here from stevie t
Logan
I watch this at work where everyone can see my screen in full view. Someone in HR wants to talk to me. They're probably going to tell me how much I changed their lives with this song.
FreeMountaineer
Really funny lyrics, great riffs and vocals and the solo is awesome. I rate it 1000 clapping asses out of 10
XxTheNamelessxX
This reminds me of batmetal
Luca Roine
Anyone else got here because of stevie t
M.Croustibat
Thanks SteveTerreberry for making me unconsciously discover this song !
McNasty
this is actually the funniest thing i've seen/heard in a while lol.
JesteR
Play at 0.75 speed your welcome
Tom Olsen
Here from a stevie t video. Give him some love brojob
MMCH
ITS TEN SECONDS IN AND IM SOBBING 😂😂😂
densch123
"Reacting to women reacting to METAL!" brought me here! :-D ßm/ ßm/
Metallicaforever22 Yeah
The funniest metal song to date..... what happened to metal? Nothing, it was always good, and this is basically metal I needed. Also if that was a pick that looked very odd
Kanish The Psychological impact of madness
Dildo guitar solo. Don't see that every day.
Alex Graves
Had me dead at the first line😂👌👌
DehTevs
This is the pinnacle of music.
Guitar toons
Like this if Stevie t brought you here
Karasu
Look like my life, Did you see me in any restroom ? Becaus it's way too accurate
Genral Director Jarl
Now i see why my dad sent me this 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A bag of pepsi and a can of lays
Chuck Schuldiner is proud of you
Ron Henley Permato
Stevie T this is cool. Hahaha thanks to your video.
Hermes Ἑρμής
Thank you Steve T. <3
Martin Duran
I don’t know how this got on my feed, but I can tell you I absolutely loved this XDXDXD Had me laughing the whole time thank you YouTube gods. Definitely liked and subbed!
rickardspaghetti
*random mediocre love song comes on* Some basic bitch: "OMG! I love this song! This song is SO about me!" *Teenie Weenie comes on* Me: "OMG! I love this song! This song is SO about me!"
Mark Cerne
This is the best thing i' ve seen in my life
Cory Ayers
Making metal fun and still brutal af. Love it. \m/
Phoebe Congloebe
The dankest band ever 10/8 top kek lel
Old Dirty Bastiat
2:52 you're a true role model <3 because you aren't manspreading.
ShawnSeven
God, a track with Luke Griffin would be pretty sweet
Mr dead Inside
Who else is here from Stevie t?
iTzRepulse PvP
This style is like IA hohohoho
metal beast
I like funny metal song and now it's one of my favorites <3 I have teenie weenie.
Caleb C
This song is like a story you'd see on /b/ Utterly beautiful
Zedrow
I was sent by Stevie T
Joshinator60
This made me laugh so hard! It sounds brutal af too. 🤘